if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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