Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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