If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
ok first of all what the fuck
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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