Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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