doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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