That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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