i just wanna soil my oats bro
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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