my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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