I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
