I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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