I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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