You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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