you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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