if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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