let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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