Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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