at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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