I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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