Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i will never coherently bang her
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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