i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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