You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
They have beer where we have blood.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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