dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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