we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
