Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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