so explain again why im purple
no
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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