i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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