Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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