I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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