HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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