The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.