He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.