Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?