Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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