Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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