Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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