he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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