Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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