my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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