Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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