That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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