She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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