I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie