Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.