Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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