making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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