and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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