How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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