Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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