its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Randomize
