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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Shame is for Republicans.
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