Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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