I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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