I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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