I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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