Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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